c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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gotmeupallnighttho:

i would appreciate it if you would run your hands down my sides and up my shirt while you kiss me against a wall, and kiss and bite my neck while i pull you in closer kay thanks bye

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

meanplastic:

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meanplastic:

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dolphinboy89:

*lifts leg* yoga

awwww-cute:

My friend was chosen by a chinchilla once

awwww-cute:

My friend was chosen by a chinchilla once

crimewave420:

I don’t even know who submitted this to me but it’s been getting notes constantly god damnit

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

annieackermann:

oh my fucking god please watch this

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

cashcutie:

that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food

that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai

those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf

those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.